Total Medals Earned: 702 (From 99 different games.) Total Medal Score: 9,895 Points
Medals Earned: 2/15 (30/405 points)
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/455 points)
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/115 points)
Medals Earned: 3/8 (25/230 points)
Medals Earned: 4/26 (50/500 points)
Medals Earned: 8/14 (140/375 points)
Medals Earned: 8/20 (60/500 points)
Medals Earned: 6/34 (35/500 points)
Medals Earned: 79/80 (395/400 points)
Medals Earned: 13/40 (90/445 points)
Have an attraction beam live for 15+ seconds
Heal an enemy ship
Beat the game with one missile still left on the screen
Nuke more than 20 enemies at once
Beat the game
Get a full planet
Get hit after destroying exactly 30 enemies without getting hit
Get a chain of 10+
Get a multiplier on a boss
Have a spike at the end of the game
Beat the game using exactly 2 nukes and have ones leftover at the end
Kill 1000 enemies
Beat the game without continuing
Get 5 spikes on the planet at once
Convert a boss into a spike
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Lose Wilson too early.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Kill 20 enemies
Kill the first boss
Complete the game
Kill the 3rd Boss
Obtain 20 stars
Complete the tutorial.
Punch the geek.
Finish the first level.
What are you staring at?
Alter the test.
Swiftly hide through the halls of the school.
Complete the game without using passwords.
Complete the game without being caught.
Kill an enemy by shooting them with a grenade dart, and then with a spiked grenade
Kill an enemy by shooting them with at least 4 different weapons
Kill an enemy by only throwing weapons at them
150 Kills in a match
Perform an execution
50 Kills with a Single Glock 18
50 Kills with a Single Beretta
100 Kills with the PANCOR Jackhammer
100 Kills with the Spike Grenade Launcher
100 Kills with the Laser Cannon
50 Kills with a Single Lever Shotgun
100 Kills with the Grenade Dart Launcher
100 Kills with dual Glock 18's
100 Kills with the Thompson
100 Kills with the Rebound Shotgun
100 Kills with the Acid Grenade Launcher
150 Headshots in one match
100 Kills with dual Berettas
100 Kills with the magnum
100 Kills with dual Lever Shotguns
100 Kills with the Lead Pipe
100 Kills with the Tavor
100 Kills with the Arrow Gun
100 Kills with the M1187
Get a kill with every weapon during a single match
100 Kills with Artifact 19
Politely decline
Adore the graphics, double jump, change the track...
Defeat Clown
Kill 50 agents (in one session)
Kill 100 regular enemies (in one session)
Kill 10 zombies (in one session)
Defeat Sheriff
Defeat Savior
Politely accept
Find the secret spot
Kill 20 uber agents (in one session)
Stockpile 500 points
Buy all weapons
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Find the hidden button
Blow up a jeep
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Bought the Illustrated book
Bought a toy
Bought the Kamikaze bear
Bought the first extra slot
Completed the tutorial
Destroyed a Big Bad Wolf before it jumps
Destroyed an Aviator goblin
Bought the Popup book
Bought the Smart alien
Bought the Toy car
500 coins in piggy bank
Bought the Army men 2
Destroyed a Skeleton
Bought the Doom-in-a-Box
Bought the Slime catapult
Bought the Pirate ship
Destroyed an Ogre
Destroyed a Ghost
Destroyed a Bomber Goblin before it places the bomb
Bought the second extra slot
Reached the Bogeyman's level
Destroyed a Bogeyman
1000 coins in piggy bank
Destroyed a Bogeyman before it can summon his friends
Bought every toy
Completed the game
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10 Fat goths killed
10 Fat punks killed
10 Fat rappers killed
10 Girls punk killed
10 Girls rappers killed
10 Small punks killed
10 Small rappers killed
5 Enemy killed
Emo superkicks called
First blood
Mamas called
First win
Mama killed mama
10 Fat emos killed
10 Fat hippies killed
10 Fat metal guys killed
10 Girls emo killed
10 Girls goth killed
10 Girls metal killed
10 Small emos killed
10 Small goths killed
10 Small hippies killed
10 Small metal guys killed
Game is passed for metal guys
Goth superkicks called
Hippy superkicks called
Metal guys superkicks called
Punk superkicks called
Rapper superkicks called
Emo gang is destroyed
Game is passed for emo
Game is passed for goths
Game is passed for hippies
Game is passed for punks
Game is passed for rappers
Goth gang is destroyed
Hippy gang is destroyed
Metalist gang is destroyed
Punk gang is destroyed
Rapper gang is destroyed
